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themightyrarebreed: alyx-nsfw: Look at that dude. That dude is trying his hardest not to die I would be doing the same tbh
beckyloves: i wish it were socially acceptable to show up naked on dates and then not give it up, cause i am not trying to pick out an outfit for this date. my dying wish is to eat out Beckyloves
n0chillvibes: susiethemoderator: onlyblackgirl: I’m trying not to holler at work. IM BOUT TO SCREAM IM DYING
noearchivistes: Realistically, the face of pain, burning, hurting, feeling bad, and not wanting to die. Still, the feeling of having no regrets. He probably tries to tell that is how he truly feels to Luffy. And that’s what his smile is. When a person
vethica: pictured: pyro being a big dork forever (I will post the video soon ok) I made a noise that sounded like a dying walrus trying not to squeak at this!! I never make noise when I see cute things!!
memewhore: elinwho: castielhugchester: cumbermon: lizzilla: whilegreaterloveliesfurtherdeep: gallifrey-feels: DO IT DO IT FOR ALL OF US I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died. She actually did it omg She is my
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
Is Beyonce trying to pass off her little boy as a little girl? Does not anyone else see that this is a little boy dressed up in a dress? Beyonce needs to go to prison for child abuse, imagine how screwed up this little boy is going to be when he gets
-takes a mental health day--has been playing Life is Strange with friend--one episode a day--today is Episode 4-I spent the first bit trying not to die of laughter. I mean. It’s not funny. It isn’t. Really. But this is what I did with my day. For
buncha-bees:I’LL KRUMP WITH YA BUMBLEBEE I don’t even know what to say about this, a few of my friends sent it to me and im trying not to DIE
ten-percent-turtle: *dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
kittykumaaa: namelessenemy: thatoneikefan: omFG I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING ASDFGH I like the guy on the bench who just dies instantly after seeing him. No time to process it, just falls over and dies. I love you.
tricksterlesbian: someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged
razzledazzy: someone: repeating things that reinforce a negative self view and world outlook such as the oh so popular tumblr niche of nihilistic ‘i want to die and everything is awful’ “jokes”me, in recovery, trying not to get dragged into that
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I’m trying to list reasons to live and they’re really low. I understand that people will be upset if I was gone. But that’d be temporary. Life goes on and all that. Sure, it’s not the best of terms to die, but it’s
Nice try Goverment
So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know
Oh no Melissa McBride is on next week’s Talking Dead. Oh no. What does that mean that’s ominous I feel like they’re trying to trick me into thinking they won’t kill off Carol since they announce she’d be on…
rabalogy: redvedev: michaeljruocco: The impulse got me. Couldn’t help it. my favourite gifset i did a thing
the-big-phan-theory: novacayyn: carry-on-my-otp: If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you Inl tried really hard not to reblog this they’re literally willing to die for their art
macharose: just-shower-thoughts: What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking their dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend is really your childhood dog trying to tell
You know you’re terrible when you catch yourself moping over Korrasami being canon and P'Li/Ming-Hua not existing outside of your head. I mean, we could have had evil lesbians where they both die in the end instead of two of the main characters
i am bleeding from my fucking face
6gb: suspend: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. (source)hairstylesbeauty.tumblr.com im trying not to cry cause this reminds me of our dog who died last year 😞 IM A MESS RIGHT NOW
hairyfuckbottom: It’s not a matter of “can” but do or die and I’m ready to die trying. Yes
littlegamerfandoms: winchester-riflekind: kittykumaaa: namelessenemy: thatoneikefan: omFG I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING ASDFGH I like the guy on the bench who just dies instantly after seeing him. No time to process it, just
lizzilla: whilegreaterloveliesfurtherdeep: gallifrey-feels: DO IT DO IT FOR ALL OF US I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died. She actually did it omg
zeph16: mulaneysbutt: i’m basically everyone in this @the-tammuz I was watching this while you while sleeping and I almost died from trying not to laugh
zanetehaiden: elinwho: castielhugchester: cumbermon: lizzilla: whilegreaterloveliesfurtherdeep: gallifrey-feels: DO IT DO IT FOR ALL OF US I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died. She actually did it omg She is
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cocaine-flavored-cupcakes: Trying not to die today was difficult
mystupidfangrlheartwillkillme: ameadragon: #dean jesus christ mystupidfangrlheartwillkillme: i can just imagine Misha dying in this scene trying not to cry of laughter from Jensen’s face.
elinwho: castielhugchester: cumbermon: lizzilla: whilegreaterloveliesfurtherdeep: gallifrey-feels: DO IT DO IT FOR ALL OF US I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died. She actually did it omg She is my hero. CAN
sharkteethunderneathmysocks: i’m trying really hard not to die
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
of-kismesis-deactivated20120816: I’m not trying to die, I’m trying to make the pain stop. For the new guidelines, I’m stating that I am not in any way, promoting self harm or eating disorders. The worse thing you can do is get addicted. Eating
Reblog if you also stopped doing the little things like buckling your seatbelt, looking both ways while crossing the road or walking with the knife down not because you're trying to die but because you just wouldn't care if you died today.
While my Mommy was vacuuming, I tried to comfort my cat who was freaking out...
castielhugchester: cumbermon: lizzilla: whilegreaterloveliesfurtherdeep: gallifrey-feels: DO IT DO IT FOR ALL OF US I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died. She actually did it omg She is my hero. CAN WE TALK ABOUT
toolninja: marlasomething: Nomember is going to be a great month… I’m trying not to spoil anything but OMG OMG OMG TENNANT BEING THE DOCTOR AGAIN OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG /dies That’s not David and Matt. Those are cosplayers.
iaschuster: spookykurty: Tried and true American Horror Story drinking game (created by my roommate Marissa Gomez). EXTREME MODE: 1 Drink every time there’s blood. I’m not trying to die every Wednesday.
inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like
abyssalmakoto: really i just want to play monhun with people just to play with them i mean god damn im not gonna power you through everything i just wanna hang out cuz your cool. Still a lot of fun even if I spent most of the time trying not to die.
I wish that life could be about something more than trying to survive day by day. I wish that life were not about having to find coping strategies just to keep on existing. The only way out is death. The only way to be cis is to die. I can’t keep
